Hi
I'm an intelligent, handsome and virile man in my late 30s. I have a very high sperm count and am completely disease and drugs free.
If you would like it, I would be delighted to make you pregnant. I have done this before and can guarantee it will take no more that three months (if you are fertile of course)
There is no responsibility involved on either side. I help you get pregnant and that is the last you see of me.
The perk for me is that we do it the traditional way - ie we make love during your fertile time each month.
Interested?
(thebestthingaboutgumtree.blogspot.com)
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Wednesday, 15 April 2009
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Yes please! Where do I sign up?
ReplyDelete"There is no responsibility involved on either side" is hilarious.
ReplyDelete"I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE"
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this is the basis of my b side for the next single/cassette. 6 minutes of gumtree gold.
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is it really you doug?!
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