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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

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Hi

I'm an intelligent, handsome and virile man in my late 30s. I have a very high sperm count and am completely disease and drugs free.

If you would like it, I would be delighted to make you pregnant. I have done this before and can guarantee it will take no more that three months (if you are fertile of course)

There is no responsibility involved on either side. I help you get pregnant and that is the last you see of me.

The perk for me is that we do it the traditional way - ie we make love during your fertile time each month.

Interested?

(thebestthingaboutgumtree.blogspot.com)

5 comments:

  1. Yes please! Where do I sign up?

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  2. "There is no responsibility involved on either side" is hilarious.

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  3. "I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE"

    .... D:

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  4. this is the basis of my b side for the next single/cassette. 6 minutes of gumtree gold.
    x

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